abbythenormalone:

fortheloveofneps:

marththebland:

I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant

WAITNDO YOU THINK THISNIS A REAL THING????
THIS IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER I’M CRYING 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

livefitdiefit:

therule-breaker:

princass:

life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel

holy fuck I’ve never heard a sentence that describes me better

I thought I was the only one

(via ionlyfollowbadblogs)

first joined tumblr: woah how do you do those gifs and cool edits

me now: woah how do you do those gifs and cool edits

mugglebornheadcanon:

740. There have been an increasing amount of muggleborns whose patroni are dragons. Cute, friendly dragons that are completely the opposite of any expectations from half/purebloods. Delighted squeals of “a night fury!” can be heard upon the summoning of these patroni.

(Source: inky-starlight, via chrisisjustalie)

"People say it’s unprofessional to have piercings and tattoos. I think it’s unprofessional to judge people by their personal decisions."
-

Subconscious thought that should be widely accepted (via frma2z)

a million times this

(via suupreme-cunt)

(Source: hyliandude, via kkristoff)

loudst:

arspooktzka:

i don’t trust asexuals because their brains are not distracted by the matters of the flesh.

where is all that brain power going.

i bet it’s going to the overmind, where they are gathering strength to consolidate their hold over the world

image

you know too much.

(Source: puets, via satanstrousers)

callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

(Source: fujiwaranomokou, via tugbutt)

slenderlock:

Problems:

  1. I want this story to be written
  2. I don’t want this story to be written by anyone but me
  3. I don’t want to write this story

(via fake-mermaid)